DA:O最牛荤段子

mrbug

大概稍微读过codex的应该知道底下这段love letter节选吧，突然想起来，第一次看没把我笑翻，我就想果然除却video game nudity，对话性暗示和大量bloodshed，这个游戏被分级为限制是理所应当，可惜国内始终没有影视分级系统，更别说游戏，未成年保护根本无从谈起。。。

Miss Ambrose,

A long, slow grind, the motion careful, aided by generous application of oils. Size is no concern with my equipment, and I am always mindful when stuffing, not risking a burst before every order is fulfilled. My meat goes hand in hand with satisfaction.

Your interest astounds, but it is not my to question a customer's choice in nighttime reading. Three pound sausage again next week? No cheek, of course.

Yours,

--"Biller's Butchers"

[ 本帖最后由 mrbug 于 2010-1-19 18:38 编辑 ]

lovemilly008

多好的暗喻啊，但那个任务我从来都找不到12封这么多的情书

w1364454

不明真相的群众围观中

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freeness

Three pound sausage, how big is it?

zarosuge

If this 'meat' turely is his 'stuff' , that must be very very big!

[ 本帖最后由 zarosuge 于 2010-1-19 21:44 编辑 ]

caifan0

not risking a burst.... Endurance!

zhoudingli

てめぇら何しゃべってんか？全然こっちに伝わってねぇな！！！

grey047

LS。。。我败了[伤心啊] [伤心啊] [伤心啊]

rainhere

所以我觉得有些游戏不应该汉化……风味顿减不说，也会大量传播到不该传播的人群里去。

国内分级制度好像已经有策划了，12以下，12~18，18+三个档。

ForVer

如果要隐晦地翻译也是一个问题。。。。。