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发表于 2008-10-27 00:11:30 |只看该作者 |倒序浏览
有高人看一下LOADING时候绿字的字库是从哪里来的吗?解一下放出来?

真的很搞...

刚才看到说:DELETING UNIQUE ITEMS,PLEASE WAIT...(删除特殊道具中,请稍等) 意思是说游戏中的好装备消失中....

怀疑是自己眼花了... 突然想起来这一行一直是恶搞的玩笑的时候,才发现...巨汗!

征集雷人小绿字,各位有感的请不吝发表下...

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发表于 2008-10-27 00:20:52 |只看该作者
LV  512 MONSTER LOADING......

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板凳
发表于 2008-10-27 01:17:06 |只看该作者
这里有一些,应该还有更多的吧。

The LLAMA is a lie!

Wasting some time...

Reassembling Mobs

Wedding cancelling

Press any key... No, not that key!

All your base are belong to us.

Reducing character's life point by half.

Warning: no health potion available.

Your computer is running ... better go chase it !

This message is intended to not be funny

Entering Zion ...

Dragon Inc. is looking for talented junior partner. Call 0800-Fire

No flash photography allowed in Ancaria

Buddy, fight the good fight!

Funny bugreport #7753 : a highelf who is playing with a ball is needed

Is this a sword in your hand ? No, it's just a carrot.

99 beer on the wall

There is no gas for the chainsaw !

Are you sure you can still consider the real world as Real world?

Karl Kanseier is dead

Deleting all Celine Dion mp3's

Poetry #4 ...It was nearly as bad as it sounded...

How sweet to be an idiot...

Loading errors, please wait...

Oh my god, you killed Benny

Pixelshades upgraded to powerfull powerpixelshadder...

Poetry#3... he did'nt mind

Load sacred2 8.1

Do not include <stdheader.h>, use <stdheader> instead!

Refilling wyvern pass water bottle...

Poetry #3 : There was an admin named chuck...

Caracter modeling error - Do you mind bearded seraphims ?

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEEEEEEEEEP* *BEEP*

Poetry #10: ... who suffered from wild hysteria ...

Press Play on tape !

"Eeeek ! It's full of bytes here !"

"A book can also be, a hat."

"Two regions are closed for maintenance today."

"Hello Mr Anderson"  

"Seraphim for President !"  

"Funny bug report 4670 : a bush penetrates a tree"  

"D'oh"

"High settings ? with your computer ? Rofl !" (ROFL = Rolling On the Floor Laughing)  

"I Don't Time To Bleed"

"Poetry #2 Thought He Was Smart"  

"Poetry #4 Four Elves And an Orc"

"This line intentionally left blank"

"Pi is exactly 3 !"

"Warning : shock circuit detected in your temple guardian"

"Ere I am J.H."  

"...gnidaol"

"Do not mix varargs with std-containers!"

"Beware! Objects in Sacred 2 are closer then they appear!"

"Hey buddy! Need a cheap WiFi cable? Only 100$!"  

"Wait ! the Seraphim has broke a nail !! call an ambulance"

"Save the seraphim ! Save the world !"

"Spiderpig, Spiderpig..."

"One spatula to flip them all"

"Poetry 17 : And ended up bitten in half"

"Loading random hidden killer boss"

"You are the weakest link, goodbye !"

"Computer says "no" !"

"Turn arround, I'm behind you !"

"Get back to work ! ho you have.... come back !"

"Poetry #1... he kept coming...."

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."

"Poetry #7 : Ignore the date"

"Poetry #9 : There once was a knight with a pain ..."

"Poetry #15 : ... But his friends thought he was a dork."

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to load files."

"We are about to find out if you are a worthy adversary..."

"Removing dead bodies from previous game session..."

"Cheater detected . Loading bunnies”

"Knowledge is a weapon ... I intended to be good armed"

"Poetry # 12 : There once was a player in Hardcore"

”The no dying sign is now on ... please accord obviously "

”Poetry 6 : His grave had a revolving door."

"You can't call a planet " Bob" !? "

"Roses are red, violets are blue, this message could rhyme, but it doesn't"

"Zulu meditation"

"Poetry #10 : ... E'en with all his might..."

"Kiss me, i'm an enchanted cactus !"

"We apologize for the fault in loading screen. The responsable parties have been sacked."

"Emergency exits are here, here, and here ... hey, look here !"

"Poetry 17 : There once was a mage with a staff"

"CPU says you should not start that boring office programm anymore."

"Attention ! This game can change your personality into evil…"

"Ba weep granna weep ninny bang !"

"Don’t create multiple posting, use the edit button !"

"Deleting your previously saved games."

"Press F for fast loading now ... skipped , processing with slow loading now."

"Blame Canada !"

"Remember Rock'n'Roll Radio..."

"Would you mind , If I replace the endboss face with yours"

"We don't have bugs , we have dragons"

"Equipping one hit weapons to random enemies..."

"Poetry #11 : ... he was cool but not very nice..."

"It's okay to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes "snack trays"."

"Past Tempts us, Present confuse us and future frighten us"

"Our Easter Edition comes with buckets loads of eater eggs"

"Killing some bugs, please wait..."

"Disc Full, Press F1 to belch"

"Pausing game until you finish your chores"

"Bug report 15910# a dagger is called "dirk" "

"So long, and thanks for all the goblins..."

"Please stand by for an important announcement"

"Generating 100 bosses at the start up location"

"Guru meditation"

"Once upon a time…"

"Don’t wake up. I’m working…"

"loading is booooring"

"Poetry 17 : To scare monsters away"

"Poetry #2:... his wife found out all, now he's gone!"

"Eek! A mouse! plug it out!"

"Insert coin to continue..."

"Purple was here..."

"loading undead dead ... dead undeand ... Uuh!!!"

"That' ll do pig . That' ll do.

"You must return to the beginning of the end..."

"Your skill in reading is increased by one point!"

"Keep clicking until I say stop!"

"Transforming your character into a seraphim..."

"I'm here to lead, not to bleed"

"Loading silly message"

"To save the world, eat more goblins"

"Wasting some tome"

"I still know what you did last sommer"

"Poetry #7 : early or late"

"Poetry #16 ...any many offers of marriage did he get!"

"Bug report #18454 mount sea horse shot in the head or in the hear by a bow"

"Meditating on the meaning life...

"Poetry #6: ... his grave had a revolving door..."

"So long, and thanks for all the goblins..."

"Loading loadingscreen..."

"Reducing character's life points by half..."

"Save the Earth... It's the only planet with chocolate!"

"Kosh - Gesundheit!"

"Loading hieroglyph font… Translating all texts into ancient Egyptian…"

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地板
发表于 2008-10-27 03:19:38 |只看该作者
恩...我全看了.我自己发现的,上面都还没有.

超搞的...

"Save the seraphim ! Save the world !"

HERO迷啊...

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发表于 2008-10-27 08:12:22 |只看该作者
downloading seraphim DNA....(后面忘了)
还有一次大概意思是说“我载入的太慢了.....”"你的机器坏了....."
具体怎么说的我都忘了》。。
不够真够恶搞的~
游戏太多了,不知道那个好......

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发表于 2008-10-27 08:13:35 |只看该作者
“To save the world, eat more goblins"

看这个我想起来,还有个感谢哥布林的...................是这个"So long, and thanks for all the goblins..."
游戏太多了,不知道那个好......

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发表于 2008-10-27 08:44:08 |只看该作者
还有毁灭大脑细胞中。。30%。。50%。。。
如果载入时间超过5分钟。。那么。。继续等。。。
CPU:奔腾MMX 100Mhz
内存:2M x4  EDO
硬盘:昆腾 540M 4200rpm
显卡:ISA创新 CT2502-SDQ
主板:杂牌P100
视频解压加速卡:创新 Dxr2
声卡:isa ESS ES1688F
软驱:3“5“TEAC软驱X2
显示器:14.1球面彩色显示器

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发表于 2008-10-27 09:36:35 |只看该作者
有一句英文怎么说的忘了,意思就是“我绑了你的角色,把1000000放在铁匠旁边第二个桶子里,不准报警!”

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发表于 2008-10-27 09:44:31 |只看该作者
顺便贴两个。。。。。。。。。。。。。呵呵
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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

- Mark Twain

DECEPTICONS TRANSFORM AND RISE UP !

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发表于 2008-10-27 10:00:24 |只看该作者
我只记的"oh my god"。。。。

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发表于 2008-10-27 10:35:13 |只看该作者
还有个
D'OH
看过辛普森的都知道,哈哈

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发表于 2008-10-27 10:42:56 |只看该作者
我有个。。好像是
don‘t do it at home.

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发表于 2008-10-27 12:19:16 |只看该作者
再来一个。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

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发表于 2008-10-27 12:47:35 |只看该作者

回复 #13 kdashworld 的帖子

还有:
Press Alt+F4 for a secret weapon

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发表于 2008-10-27 13:30:15 |只看该作者
#14楼,以前都是这样骗小白的
202020
游戏太多了,不知道那个好......

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发表于 2008-10-27 13:50:56 |只看该作者
原帖由 Pharaoh 于 2008-10-27 09:36 发表
有一句英文怎么说的忘了,意思就是“我绑了你的角色,把1000000放在铁匠旁边第二个桶子里,不准报警!”


好玩的怎么都让你碰上了...汗...

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发表于 2008-10-27 22:41:45 |只看该作者
呵呵,继续贴。。。。。。。。。。。法老说的那个偶也碰到了,贴上原文~~~~~


另外,还有一条也很冷,挺简单,就不贴了
<Missing Silly Message>

囧。。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-10-27 22:48:48 |只看该作者

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We got ur char. Place 1000000 gold in barrel next 2 the blacksmith, No police!

这句话是那么多条绿字里我最喜欢的,嘻嘻~~~

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发表于 2008-10-28 00:24:36 |只看该作者
再来一条长的,新鲜的~~~~~~~~~~
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发表于 2008-10-28 02:29:34 |只看该作者
我出现了一个新的,没有来得及截图,原文也忘了,大意如下:
CPU超频中....3.0G   3.2G   3.4G  3.6G........后面的忘了.........貌似是你的CPU要烧掉了什么的

另外,我被"Save the seraphim ! Save the world !" 雷到了.......

欧美的游戏细节处很用心,不像我们国产游戏.........哎!!

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