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标题: 迟迟到来的《河蟹的巫妖王无怒》餐厅菜单欣赏 [打印本页]
作者: wangzhen123666    时间: 2010-8-22 13:29:20     标题: 迟迟到来的《河蟹的巫妖王无怒》餐厅菜单欣赏

杯具是国服永恒的主题，在这主题之下是一套套餐具，举起我们手中的杯具来庆祝《河蟹的巫妖王无怒》的到来，下面是“卫生部”和“物价局”(原作：Hotneca)利用泄露的国服菜单与美服原菜的对比，让我们了解下美食是如何炼成的。
点菜之前先来欣赏下玩家猫咪闹闹的恶搞漫画作品，主厨订三石，配菜工河蟹组，打杂的曰墙君：

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OK，开始欣赏我们开始对比菜单：

　　《河蟹的巫妖王无怒》 最新是3.2.2版本的菜单，用US菜单来对比看看吧！

菜色的修改：

中国不爱吃生食，当官的就更挑剔了，凡是骨头、血啊什么见不得，怕站起来咬人，怕孩子们见了害怕，所以中美有文化差距，想吃西餐非得改成中餐！

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US：“损”不能插上骷髅，没这个做法，得去了

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“他们”爱吃的东西出来了



我上中学的时候城市建设还到处见这个东西，现代已经处理的差不多了，国外人民还在“水深火热”之中“朱门酒肉臭路有冻死骨”的事情常见，我们是农业大国满地的大米和白面，换面食！

小块骨头：

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于是乎变为：


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牛羊排骨：

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顿好的：

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这估计是猪排回民同胞小心：

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顿的有够烂的：

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大腿骨、排骨一律换面食：

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这是大号的面粉，上边的小：

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新鲜的骨头：

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想不明白干嘛换成变质的？

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这是中型骨头：

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换中袋面粉：

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可悲的《河蟹的巫妖王无怒》餐厅的雕像：

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谁叫你长个骷髅脑袋，雄鹰多好看！

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大象禁止食用：

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想卖包装下么：

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两个角也得换

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饰品没见过，凤爪不需要，我们有鸡爪，删了吧！

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龙的传人没见过龙，假的

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给你换个长角的蛇：

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刚宰的骨头的么？

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钙化下变成化石还能卖钱，上餐桌浪费了，换吧！

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绝种恐龙不能吃

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留给我们当化石

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做菜放本书？

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菜没名删！

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继续删

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挂羊头卖狗肉，不新鲜的不许卖，我们要刚宰的！

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汤不准占腥，都去当和尚！

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我们国家人多，撑死是得火葬的，骨灰盒挂相片就可以了！

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绞刑架是西方的野蛮行为，我们不需要！

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标本没必要上餐桌！

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厨房的锅要现代化，不要弄的像个焚尸炉！

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非洲土著文化不需要，换！

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土著人的羊头不和谐，还真准备卖狗肉？换！

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帮工、学徒换了！

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要不换面粉，要不换T病毒！自己选吧！

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骨头要么换劈柴，要么长上肉！换！

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骨头换土地，以后餐厅不缺土地了！

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餐厅的饰品、雅间要河蟹！没有河蟹去了他！

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北极生物都没见过，抹了！

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骷髅说：“对不起观众！”

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画个圈圈！变神鸟！

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没见过就抹掉！

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龙没见过，别叫人家说咱们“卫生部”无知，不河蟹了！

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一个牙签还这么特别！留着吧！

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一个魔法既然叫暗影箭，就得“暗”

“卫生部”、“物价局”最后报告：

挂羊头的换狗肉，不准吓到客人，尤其是小孩，没见过没吃过的删，红的变绿的，没肉的长上肉，吃死的直接进火葬场，什么西餐厅，来这经营就得先过我这关！

                                                                                                         卫生部、物价局审

作者: 闲鹤    时间: 2010-8-22 13:32:21

咔咔咔~~~组合的吧
作者: Voicer    时间: 2010-8-22 13:34:21

不想吐槽啊.............
作者: wedyz    时间: 2010-8-22 13:35:45

太神奇了                                    .
作者: tskyling    时间: 2010-8-22 13:36:29

和谐号              
作者: 國風    时间: 2010-8-22 13:39:57

网游的建模好杯具，审查的同志们还要一个个仔细去看实在太折磨人了
作者: evalyy    时间: 2010-8-22 13:40:15

为什么都是一式两张？..................
作者: hzh1022    时间: 2010-8-22 13:51:12

到时候在下个反和谐补丁去
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作者: useawp    时间: 2010-8-22 13:52:04

LZ要好好编辑下了，乱乱的..................
作者: china.gll2    时间: 2010-8-22 13:53:15

我感觉河蟹之前很卡通，河蟹之后变得诡异了。。。
作者: ChaosMary    时间: 2010-8-22 13:58:49

这帮人罪该万死
作者: 万恶的7300GT    时间: 2010-8-22 14:44:21

这年头都流行大小图啊
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作者: purplelh    时间: 2010-8-22 14:54:17

说白了都是钱给闹的。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
作者: 亲我一个    时间: 2010-8-22 14:57:23

你是猴子请来的救兵吗~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
作者: zhanglzyn    时间: 2010-8-22 14:58:13

卧了个鸡8。。。。。那个直接把贴图弄全白的。。。真TM霸气的一B啊。。。。。
作者: 知田信长    时间: 2010-8-22 15:01:21

弄完了 以后 看着反胃 胃疼 恶心 哎 这帮人喜欢这口 恶心
作者: 大象爱小象    时间: 2010-8-22 15:04:49

官员们辛苦了。---------------------------
作者: chrismail3    时间: 2010-8-22 15:04:55

最反感的是那个坟墓，其他倒是无所谓
作者: timestop    时间: 2010-8-22 15:10:35

丁磊找的小姐不够漂亮技术不够好，看吧，内阁大学士们不高兴了
作者: seen80    时间: 2010-8-22 15:12:55

和谐王之怒出了就可以吧，反正不久后就有反和谐补丁挽救和谐王
作者: yhb19820419    时间: 2010-8-22 15:20:13

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